Homosexual Lobbies are Stealing the “Cultural Silverware”

Pieces of our heritage and vocabulary are being pilfered and co-opted beneath our noses.  A recent blog attempt of mine was rejected for my use of the phrase “queer arrangement” (As in “peculiar arrangement”).  So we can’t even use the term queer anymore as an adjective describing something odd or peculiar?

This is too much.  This is not the first such loss of vocabulary in our national language household.

How about the very term “gay”?  Terminologies for happiness are a treasure in our language; here a once very widely used description of happiness has been completely and irreversibly morphed into a sexually-soaked membership card. Even Fred Flintstone was permitted to “have a gay ol’ time” without reverberations and innuendo (until lately).

And what of the rainbow?  Once a treasured symbol of redemption, post-shower sunny skies, happy children, and leprechaun’s gold… now it is a Toyota Prius window sticker for gay and lesbian unity and San Francisco liberal values.  If a child puts a rainbow on his homework crayon assignment, is he being cheery, or supporting the solidarity of the gay and lesbian social movement?

Other symbols are lost, at risk, or teetering on the brink of loss: Any double-sided hatchet or axe (called labrys…what of all those dwarfs in lord of the rings!), the pioneering early risqué cartoon queen Betty Boop, the term “queen”, Scooby Doo’s Thelma, the Powerpuff Girls, Peppermint Patty & her friend Marcie, and even SpongeBob (Take Him!!).

Certain personal traits are no longer within boundaries available to all: being a well-dressed man, being a neat and tidy man, being 35 and not having found a woman who can forgive you for not being a millionaire (unmarried). And of course NO WAY can a straight man enjoy any songs by Judy Garland; don’t even try.  And don’t touch her daughter’s music either. Now you can have Liza Minnelli, but I want Shirley Bassey back, dammit! Lucy Lawless was sexy in her Amazon outfits, why does the gay community get her? And folks, Marilyn Monroe, Rock Hudson, Doris Day, and Elizabeth Taylor belong to everyone; learn to share please.

Finally, if our gay community is going to keep possession of the happy symbols of the rainbow and the term “gay”, then they really need to refrain from being so weepy and emotionally devastated with such frequency…And give Shirley Bassey back!!

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN??

… you know — generally.

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©2008 king david caul

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

If you could have anything in the world,

but only got to keep it for one day –

 

and then, had to see everyone else

get the same thing

for much longer…

 

And, while you had it,

you were not allowed to tell anyone!

– and the thing has to be made of a material that

won’t harm the environment…

 

– — WHAT WOULD IT BE?!! — –

Winning blog will receive free membership to “Dreamy Daydreamers” Imagination Preschool Online Developmental Methodology Clinic..

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©2008 king david caul

To Whom It May Concern: if I do not receive 20 responses by April 9, I will kill Myself*

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* ‘Myself’ is my pet gerbil, who I would like to add, BIT ME — TWICE!! So, technically he’s pretty much toast anyway.

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©2008 king david caul

Are children illegal?

It is against the law to have slaves, but children

“didn’t ask to be born”.

Which we all know to be perfectly true.

And once born, they have to do what their parents say

– or they get punished!

and this whole “allowance” ruse

is just a whitewash –

a token compensation for unending servitude

and hard bondage.

So are children illegal?

Or am I just “C®AAZәE” ?!

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©2008 king david caul

 

Here is a HANDY SINGLE SPOT, for the collection of LOVE LETTERS to Kevin Bacon

Please post your love letters to Kevin Bacon here.

This is a good tidy place to express your inner love letters to Kevin Bacon.

Don’t hide it.

Don’t keep it in!

Kevin wouldn’t want that.

* finalists in the “best of love letters to Kevin Bacon” awards will have their posts automatically forwarded and entered in the “my love letter to Kevin Bacon was better than your love letter to Kevin Bacon” blog, where bloggers will have a chance to make fun of you — but Kevin bacon will absolutely love it! And that’s the bottom line..

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©2008 king david caul

Amateur and professional GOLF significant contributors to global warming

When a golf ball is hit with the average psi of a 3/4 par hole and a mid-level priced/pro-sumer wedge, the expressed gases from the balls plasticene surface and outer layer, are sufficient in quantity and purity for standard country clubs in the US alone to cause global warming contributing emissions surpassing all the coal burning contaminents from every developing nation beginning with “R” combined.

I have all the evidence needed to prove this — but my “PEERS” won’t even REVIEW the analysis.

… GOLF LOVERS!

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©2008 king david caul

Ever since; and some also dog lookin’

And there’s NO WAY I say otherwise.

at least not till I hear from 100

satisfied cus’omers.

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©2008 king david caul

To all guys named GLENN — WHERE’S MY MONEY?!!

Most of you “Glenns” know EXACTLY what I’m

talking about!

the ones who don’t — should just ACCEPT. Seriously –

I want that money back.

If it’s OK, how about tens and twenties.

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©2008 king david caul

IF YOUR BLOG WAS EDIBLE, WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?

DO NOT ANSWER THIS!!!!!!!

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((they are dangling me from the Eiffel Tower (BEAUTIFUL!) and will DROP ME if anyone comments))

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©2008 king david caul